31 December 2007

'Hackers' from Romania salute you!

Today I've read the far most interesting news for today: "An article published in "Los Angeles Times", based on the testimony of an eBay employee presents the city Ramnicu-Valcea as a city full with hackers". This news made me laugh, we all know that Ramnicu-Valcea(a city in south-(wild)west of Romania) doesn't have any hackers. It would be an injury addressed to hackers world-wide because Ramnicu-Valcea(residence of Valcea county) a city with a population of 107.000 is filled with scammers. This kids(some of them at least don't even know other language than Romanian) can be at most called common thief. "Albena Spasova declared that the policemen have to stay in Internet-Cafe's so they could catch the 'hackers'"(yeah, we also leave in caves and hunt hackers with bats) a thing denied by the chief of Department of Fighting Organized Crime(we also discovered broadband modems, wireless technology and ISP a few years ago, so we're sitting in our caves with our wireless laptops connected to the internet searching for dinosaurs to hunt).

So some of eBay's people came in Romania in order to clear their name(sustaining that they're not affiliated with everything happening here) so they came with US Secret Service agents to sustain their words. Albena said that she was "watched" by the Romanian hackers(kids with age between 15 and 22) when she was on Romania(I guess kids can be very scary here in Romania).

My advice for those who call themselves "victims of the Romanian hackers":
- never buy an iPod/laptop/watch/phone/anything with 50$-100$(you'll get at most a potato or a rock in a box);
- never tell your Credit Card information(cvv, pin, expiration date, card number, account holder) to anyone;
- don't send money to you mail-ordered bride, she won't come to US(because you're fat and ugly);

Respect these three rules and you'll never get scammed again.

"L.A. Times" says:
Computer experts
Romania is a grim place in more ways than one. Former pro-Nazi regime, then Soviet outpost, then weird Communist dictatorship and now developing nation: Per-capita income here is just one-third the European Union average. Fearing a flood of cheap labor, most European countries have barred or restricted Romanians from job hunting in their countries.

Yeah, we have a lots of computer experts(but they've left the country working for MS or Google or other IT company) that's why there are still people who doesn't know how to install a program or how to check their email. I hope that after reading this article Google, MS and Y! will move to Romania, cause it's full with experts.

P.S.
Happy New Year!


LaterEdit: "You don't know who to trust there. You can't use the hotel phone line. When you step outside, you can spot the local hackers in their cars, circling around," said Spasova, 33.

You can spot the local hackers in their cars, circling around... that is very funny you know why? Because the surface of that city is: 89,5 km². And that means it's a small city, so when they're not scamming the boys are riding their cars(as I heard all those who perform scamming drive BMW). As a joke: "Some of them bought BMWs but they don't have driver's license and guess with who's money they bought those cars? :)

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

HA, ha.... silly american way of thinking, most of you don't even know where Romania(that's in Europe by the way) is, or any other countrys or continents. This is how you see Romania? And hey by the way educate yourselfs before you post these stupid comments.

P.S. Never underestimate the romanians hackers, most of them end up working for the mighty Microsoft itself, this should point you in the right direction!

worgx

Anonymous said...

@Anonymous (the 1st of March one): It's called sarcasm. Whoever wrote this.... knew very well what he was doing, trust me.

This article is *perfect*
Don't fuck with it.

-
just a Romanian

Sebastian Rothschild said...

//our romanian way
//hack for ie browser (assuming that ie is a browser)
$firstList = $this->getRootNode()->getBatchSize();
foreach ($firstList as $node)
{
$nodes = $node->getBatchSize();
break; // wtf?
options.BatchSize = 300; //Madness? THIS IS ROMANIA!
Exception up = new Exception("Something is really wrong.");
throw up; //ha ha
}
//we hav laws http://www.legi-internet.ro/en/cybercrime.htm
and working to fight cyber crime
//drunk, comment later